I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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