You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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