I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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