he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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