Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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