i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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