is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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