I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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