Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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