fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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