I accidentally burped into my bong.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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