But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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