I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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