I'm going to rape someone's good day.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
cat food counts as protein by the way
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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