So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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