we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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