I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
40s are totally the cure
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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