oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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