I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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