How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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