The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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