they need to just BURY HIM!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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