at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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