so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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