I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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