What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My balls are so social today.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
