I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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