Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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