i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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