I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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