Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I touched a dick in church today
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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