Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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