Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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