naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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