Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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