I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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