i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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