Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Randomize
