Taylor Swift is so right about you.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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