Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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