oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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