Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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