You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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