I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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