I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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