i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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