do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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