The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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