dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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