I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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