North Korea, Best Korea!
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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