i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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