3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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